Mango

This was the first strain I tried after getting my card. It is called MASTER MANGO. It is a cross between Master Kush and Mango. I wouldn't say it smells like mango but it does have a petroleum like smell. It tastes pretty fresh and had a nice head high to start which moved into a nice body high. This is around 19 percent THC which is pretty high. It is completely covered in really short white trichromes and the orange hairs add to the "mangoness" of the strain. Master Mango is a cool and unique bud but it does not make the Top 10 Best Bud list.

The Darkness Is Spreading...

Do not adjust your screens, this really is the darkest bud you have ever seen. It's so purple it's black! This bud is ironically named SUNNYFIELDS. It can be found at only one dispensary in the world...Sunnyfields. It has an 18 percent THC content and high CBDs. This indica gets you surprisingly high. It smells like chocolate and grass. It tastes really fresh and for 45 dollars per eighth, this is an amazing bud. Definitely unique and powerful and memorable. If I could change one thing about it, I would change the name to Black Widow or The Nigger or something badass. I'll take a half ounce of Nigger please. Top 5 Unique Strain!
Stoney Boy Preview Of The Day- So like I said I will be done purchasing weed but I will continue to get vraped until my whole stash is gone. Believe me I still have plenty more to come... and I saved the best for last...

EZ Does It

So I walk into a new dispensary and say what's your best bud? He says his best bud is MK. I say what a coincidence, that's my best bud too (shout out to M-EZ!). This is actually MK ULTRA. Which is like a stronger version of Master Kush. This is a 55 dollar per eighth indica and is definitely a Top 10 Best Bud. It has a piney scent and plenty of pretty trichromes. This is a hefty, albeit squishy bud, much like it's MK human counterpart. Now Clingy and I have something in common, we love waking up in the morning and blowing MK. ;)

Ice Loves Coco

This is the second time in my life smoking ICE. However it is the first time I've smoked the green kind. Ice was the weed I showed a picture of when I was showing what a lot of trichromes looked like. The sample I got wasn't as good as the picture, but things rarely are. This was some super frosty furry stuff. The trichromes are long and abundant. This was a 55 dollar per eighth strain. It has a great lemony fragrance and was a slow hitting indica. It was slow but very strong and long lasting and kept me from doing anything for several hours. I did watch a good HBO Documentary; Hot Coffee. Remember the dumbass old lady that bought coffee from McDonalds and was driving and spilled on herself and sued McD's for being too hot? Dumb bitch right? Well actually it didn't go down like that at all...that's just what big business wants you to think! She was actually in the passenger seat, pulled over and had the cup between her legs. She was taking the lid off to add some cream and sugar when it accidentally spilled all over her legs. Now that part was her fault no doubt, but he coffee was 180 degrees. They should the old ladies nasty coochy burns and it was horrifying. They thought she was gonna die from it. Now Ronald Mac had already gotten over 700 complaints of burns from his abnormally hot coffee but never did anything about it until it almost killed an old woman. Now this poor old burned woman is used as a scapegoat every time someone has a lawsuit against Big Business. She was awarded 2.6 million dollars, which is two days sales of McDonalds coffee. However because of George W. (sorry Dubya you know I gots love) putting a 250,000 cap on all damages like that, she really didn't get that much after the months of skin grafts and hospital bills. And this kind of stuff is happening all the time. And that is why Ice is a Top 10 Best Bud.

Getting High As Michael Jordan

This is MJ-23, and let me tell you folks...it's a real slam dunk. This is a very nice looking 50 dollar top shelf sativa. It is super fuckin frosty and has a great balance of dense/fluff ratio. Click on the picture and look at the long white trichromes covering this guy. Weird because the real MJ was bald! These MJ jokes are not working. It has a super strong scent of stinky cheese and grass (like Mike). It doesn't taste super amazing and the high was slow to hit and was not overpowering. This is somewhat unfortunate because I wanna be overpowered when I get vraped. However with the name, smell, look, and feel, MJ-23 might just be a top 10 Best Bud.

White Power!

This is THE WHITE. It is a hybrid strain of possibly White Widow and Cheese. It smells like gasoline and skunk which smells like fire. This shit is completely covered in short trichromes. It is super sticky and is definitely sativa dominant. My head felt so crazy which lead to a look of retardation for about an hour and a half. It is super dense and when you break off a piece it is just completely white inside. This was a top shelf 60 dollar strain but it was probably worth it for once. This was an amazing hybrid that hit super fast and hard. I didn't know if I would be able to finish the bowl, but alas Stoney Boy aint no bitch... Just regretfully high once again...
Stoney Boy Update Of The Day- Since I am nearing the end of my journey I have spared no expense in finding the best buds on Earth. I will let you know that I have stopped going to the dispensaries but I have about 10 strains to review that are truely the "crem de la crop" which is actually Italian for the "Milk Of God". And if I'm being completely honest, now would be the time to hang out with me because I literally have 15 of the best strains you will ever see or get the chance to smoke in your life. Just saying, I need friends.

Dominos Doesn't Deliver

So this was the first edible I ever got from a dispensary. It costs 6-8 bucks. It weighs about a pound and took an hour to eat. I barely noticed the effects and it tasted like weed. This is a terrible edible. Since buying this shitty thing I have bought smaller more concentrated edibles.
Stoney Boy Note- I thought up the title after having Dominos delivered right before. 

Getting Hazed

This is BLUE HAZE. It doesn't look very blue, but that's because weed doesn't really turn blue. It does however smell delicious like fruit with a slight stinky cheese scent. This is a mixture or Haze and Blueberry. It is a strong sativa that kept me energized for a few hours. Fun and great smelling bud, pretty damn frosty too. Beautiful bud and possibly a top 10 Best Bud.

T.K.O.

This is not a small bottle of jizz (fingers crossed). This is the strongest liquid form of marijuana I could find. I tried tinctures (fail). Chronic Tonic gave me a small buzz for a short time and was three times the size of this thing. So what is this strange bottle? It's called a RUSSIAN CONCUSSION. Now I Googled Russian Concussion to see reviews but all I learned is that when someone passes out and you jizz in their ear and put tape over it, their equilibrium gets thrown off when they wake up and it's called a Russian Concussion. Anyways this is actually a milk/THC concentrate mixture that I have been warned is very potent (always a good sign). In comparison, it is 5x stronger than the Chronic Tonic I recently reviewed (10 doses vs 2 doses). It smelled like gross weed milk so I poured it in a shot glass and took all 2 shots worth of it, then filled it up with water and drank the rest. Not terrible. Better than most alcohol. After one hour I started feeling silly and by the second hour I was stoned as shit. I'm still high 3 hours later and I expect it to last a good 6 hours before I will be "normal-er". This bottle costs 15 dollars. I am considering this #2 on the Stoney Boy Best Edibles list. #1 and still champion is the 3x Bhang Bar! Congrats. I love getting Bhanged. Stoney Girl loves getting Bhanged. Everybody loves getting Bhanged real hard! And as usual the Russians came in second to the US of A.
UPDATE: Originally when I posted this I included a cheap shot about someone that was tricked into drinking jizz in lemonade in High School. That was wrong of me... What I should be doing is thanking that person for taking a bullet for me all those years ago. That's right, that cum concoction was meant for me. Had I not been so untrusting and skeptical life as we know it would be dramatically different. It would be me going through life carrying a certain amount of shame about swallowing a group of other men's babies. Having the constant fear of, "Am I going to get pregnant?" And he could have had a chance at a normal life (kidding, he's fine minus the slightly wounded pride). What I should have done originally is snitch on the assholes that would bring a small metal saucer filled with all of their nasty stinky rotten three day old semen and keep it in their locker until lunch. Then, knowing that the Stoney Boy drinks lemonade with every lunch, decide to pull the old switcharoo. Nice try boys, but you got to get up pretty early in the morning if you wanna catch the Stoney Boy slippin. My heads on a swivel nigga stoned people are paranoid by nature. The jizzy jerks names are...eh I can't say that's still fucked up even though it's the right thing to do. But when have I have done what's right?

I Just Spilled Glue In My Pants...

Ok first off I want to trademark the phrase "I just spilled glue in my pants" or any variation of the metaphor (simile if you want to get specific)about Elmer's Glue being like jizz. Now that that important piece of information is taken care of, I bring you THE GLUE. This shit is 30 dollars for a half gram, 60 per gram. We are talking about high grade cocaine prices. For weed! I'm no rocket surgeon but that's gotta be more expensive than gold and other precious and semi-precious metals. Maybe. Don't quote me on that. The point is that this is some hella good high grade pure shit. Remember when I said the lighter the color the better. This is bright yellow. It starts to melt if it gets too far above room temperature and it definitely melts in your hand. It leaves them yellow and smelling strongly of concentrated marijuana. It is made by CO2 extraction and is tested around 70 percent THC which is the highest yet tested by me.
I tested this in a vape and it melted like butter into the weed supporting it and the whole thing vaped together and got me super high and clear headed. But that was just with a few little pieces... A true Stoney Boy must unlock the true potential of every form of cannabis (For what reason? I don't know). So I put a small nug of weed in the bottom of the bowl of my bong. Then I loaded a liberal amount of this sticky and hard to hand Glue. Especially with sweaty hands. So I dug deep and melted and smoked the whole thing in one mondo rip. Then I took a sip of water and went on a crash course for the couch. There I laid for a minute just gazing around with my mouth open thinking the usual, "What have I done!?"  Then I got up to get some mouthwash, which I basically consider the "brushing" the teeth for that day. On my way by the mirror I noticed I had the hunched shoulders and T-Rex arms of someone who has lost their mind. That's why I am naming this the NUMBER ONE CONCENTRATE to date. But could there possibly be another more powerful concentrate? And would anyone be dumb enough to try it? The answer might is..........muhuhahahaha. Wouldn't you like to know?

Americone...FUCK YEAH!

So I've seen these around a few dispensaries and had to try it. You get lots of free joints going to clubs around town but this is different. These are legit joints that you would see on the shelves if weed were legalized. These each come with a gram of bud and you can pick your strain. I got the Grand Daddy Purple. This was a great burning 10 dollar cone joint that could get a small group pretty stoney. The best part of this is the patriotic plastic case. God Bless Amerijuana.

Leisurely Lemonade, Man.

This is a bottle of CHRONIC TONIC. It is a popular drink in many dispensaries and for 10 dollars I figured I would give it a shot. The flavor I drank was Leisurely Lemonade. They also have Compassion Fruit other silly stoner names. I could definitely taste and smell the weed but the strong lemonade flavor made it totally bearable. The label claims it comes with two strong doses. Also 3.35g dry cannabis which is a lot, but also that it has only 34 mg THC. Compare this to a Bhang Bar that has 180 mg THC. Needless to say after about an hour and a half I felt the slight giddy and tired effects but they were subtle and short lived. This would be good for cannabis lightweights but any true stoney boy could drink a 6 pack and still be able to drive to In and Out. This would also be good for road trips and hot days or any time you needed to get Stoney on the down low. Or just pay another 5 bucks and get a Bhang Bar. Or save 5 bucks and get the Hash Head Sour Gummy Worms.

I Think I Saw A Ghost, Dawg.

You just saw a GHOST DAWG. This is a very impressive hybrid. This small nug cost 30 dollars. It is half of a 60 dollar eighth. This tiny bud weighs two grams but is about a quarter of the size in volume of most dub sacks. It is the single hardest and most dense nug I have ever felt. I pinched it as hard as I could and nothing happened. The smell is hard to define but it is strong and smells good. It is super crystally and if you can manage to break a piece off it starts snowing. I grinded this up and it was just a fine white powder basically. I got vraped by the Ghost Dawg and it tasted really good like fabric softener or something. It got me high as shit to the point where I had to keep telling myself, "Just one more rip Stoney Boy, you can do it."  As I mentioned earlier Ghost Dawg is a hybrid. I believe it is a three-way cross between White Widow, Chem Dawg, and something else... This is definitely a sativa dominant plant and one of the best hybrids I've tried.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Always proof-read anything that you do while stoned. Here is a great example pulled straight from the top of this article;  This small nug weighs 30 dollars.

Wax On

Another glob of shit? It must be concentrate time! This here wax is EAR WAX. GRAND DADDY PURPLE EAR WAX to be specific. This shit that you see here was 50 dollars for that gram. It starts melting into the runny goo state you see here at room temperature. In the high heat this would be liquid. I freeze it to make it easier to work with. It smells really strong like bad Italian food or something. It tastes kinda similar as well. You put a small glob of this on top of a bowl and get high as shit. It's a very fast hitting psychedelic-like high. If you smoked a quarter of this you would be glued to the ground and probably either crying or laughing hysterically. This is made by a process of making a more and more concentrated solution using butane as the solvent to extract the THC. This is the strongest concentrate sampled to date. But there are still more to come. Can any top this? We shall see...

My Chemical Nemesis...

CHEMESIS!!! I went to the most expensive dispensary in town and said give me the best sativa you have. The black budtender pulled out this 60 dollar/eighth of Chemesis. It is a strain only available at this club and it is bred from Chem Dawg, Chem Sister, and Acapulco Gold. The scent is a strong diesel/chemical/fruit smell. It tastes like fresh linen upon exhale. I felt a rush after about the second pull. It produced a lot more vapor than most buds and kept going for probably 20 solid pulls. These nugs are small and compact but man do they pack a punch. This put me into a whole nether stoney realm. Good for chilling and having a good morning listening to music, bad for going out and interacting socially. But who likes to socialize anyway? Lets face it, people suck. That is why marijuana is being legalized. For all of the cynical people that think everything sucks and they need Mary Jane to make their day a little brighter. Is that such a bad thing? Yes! We are letting these lazy cynical assholes get exactly what they want. But as long as I can buy weed with them I'm cool with it.

Hash Heads Gummy Worms

These gummy worms looked right up my ally. It was 5 dollars and it allegedly has 8 doses of indica. All of the marijuana is in the chocolate heads. It tasted very strong. After about an hour I could feel it slightly. After two hours I could definitely feel it and kinda fell asleep for a couple hours but woke up feeling stoney. Great product for only 5 dollars. This edible gives the Bhang Bar a run for it's money! The Stoney Boy Best Edible Award is still up in the air and will be announced some time in the next month...

Suckers!

These are SENSI ROOT SUCKERS. I got Watermelon, Apple, and Ye Old Rootbeer. These cost 5 dollars. I asked the guy if the work and he said they are fire. They didn't do anything. Someone who never smokes might feel it slightly, but that's about it. They tasted ok but you could see and taste the hash oil speckled inside. Waste of money.

On The Juice

This gorgeous gal is JUICY FRUIT. She is the top shelf sativa at one of the better quality dispensaries. Wait until I review the top indica I got from there. Spoiler alert, I think it might win Best Bud... But anyways Juicy Fruit is a strong and long lasting sativa. It immediately gave me a lightheaded floaty feeling with lots of pressure behind my eyes. I felt really good but surprisingly lazy for a sativa. The smell and look of this bud are amazing and the effects are good enough to land it on the list of Top 10 Best Buds.
Stoney Boy Announcement- I will compile a list of the top 5 indica and top 5 sativa strains...And standing above them all will be thee Stoney Boy Best Bud. Stay tuned...

Knock You On Your Ass Like Christopher Reeves

"I got that government shit, they call it KRYPTO weed. It gone' knock you on your ass like Christopher Reeves." ~ Bobby Bobby
Krypto kush is mainly indica. This is a beautiful crystally top shelf strain. It has a fruity/diesel smell to it. Very strong scent. This was definitely my kryptonite against getting anything done. It has also been known to cause fragmented sentences and boring blogs. Great strain! Krypto is definitely a top 5 Indica Best Bud.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- On days when you need to get shit done, smoke a sativa strain. It will make you more active. On days when you want to be glued to the couch, smoke an indica. Wish I took my own advice.

Seeing Red Again

This dark and unusual strain goes by the name of RED NAPAL. It has a deep grass/weed scent. What is most impressive about this strain is the price. This was only 25 dollars per eighth and I also had it delivered for free in part of the super weird Green Cuisine experience. I can't find any information on this strain so they probably just picked a name. Or had it flown in from Napal. I enjoyed this bud a lot and especially for the price. It gives you a nice indica stone with a feeling of peace. This is my favorite strain under 30 dollars per eighth at this point.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- This is another great example of why you should never judge a book by it's cover. This is a potent medicine that I picked for the simple reason that it was the ugly duckling of the group of strains they offered. This 25 dollar eighth has been better than some of the 30-40 dollar eighths I have bought. And it was delivered for free!

I Must Be Dreaming

This is DREAM STAR. Pretty gay name for a strain, but my other option was Paul Pierce OG. Gotta draw the line somewhere. This shit was also "off the menu" that my budtender recommended. I told him I wanted a strong sativa and he went in the back and got a jar of this skunky/cheesy smelling bud. This bud is actually a brand new superstrain made from Blue Dream and Star Dawg. This stuff grows super fast and produces huge nugs yet remains the strong potency of the parents. Like I said, superstrain. Dream Star tasted much better than it smelled and the effects hit me after the second draw. It was uplifting but it was still too strong to do anything productive with. Great for watching NASCAR and drinking Busch Light. This lasted a surprisingly long time. It went strong for almost four hours and lingered another two while at work. Nice! Top 10 Best Bud, maybe even top 5.
Stoney Boy Weed Fact Of The Day- This strain can produce two pounds indoors and up to eight pounds outdoors. This tremendous difference is common between indoor and outdoor growth. Outdoor plants can grow up to twelve feet high! However outdoor weed is shit compared to indoor weed. That is why outdoor weed is dirt cheap and more often than not it is given away for free with another purchase. The bro budtender that hooked me up with this Dream Star also hooked me up with TWO FREE EIGHTHS of Cali Kush (will review soon). That's a FREE QUARTER OUNCE. This weed would pass as top notch in a town like Yakima and would sell for 80 dollars easy and could be stretched to 100 if you sell it to the right idiots. The point is that outdoor weed sucks compared to indoor weed, but free outdoor weed rocks!

The Most Informative Post To Date

Some of you that don't know shit about marijuana may think it all does the same thing. You may think it all looks the same. Well you are an idiot. Here is a great article explaining why different strains give you those different feelings and experiences unique to each strain.

The Active Ingredients Of Cannabis

Cannabis products include marijuana, hashish, and hashish oil.

THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) gets a user high, a larger THC content will produce a stronger high. Without THC you don't get high.

CBD (Cannabidiol) increases some of the effects of THC and decreases other effects of THC. High levels of THC and low levels of CBD contribute to a strong, clear headed, more energetic high.

Cannabis that has a high level of both THC and CBD will produce a strong head-stone that feels almost dreamlike. Cannabis that has low levels of THC and high levels of CBD produces more of a buzz or stoned feeling. The mind feels dull and the body feels tired.

CBN (Cannabinol) is produced as THC ages and breaks down, this process is known as oxidization. High levels of CBN tend to make the user feel messed up rather than high.

CBN levels can be kept to a minimum by storing cannabis products in a dark, cool, airtight environment. Marijuana should be dry prior to storage, and may have to be dried again after being stored somewhere that is humid.

THCV (Tetrahydrocannabivarin) is found primarily in strains of African and Asian cannabis. THCV increases the speed and intensity of THC effects, but also causes the high to end sooner. Weed that smells strong (prior to smoking) might indicate a high level of THCV.

CBC (Cannabichromene) is probably not psychoactive in pure form but is thought to interact with THC to enhance the high.

If you are a grower, you can experiment with different strains of cannabis to produce the various qualities you seek. A medical user looking for something with sleep inducing properties might want to produce a crop that has high levels of CBD.

Another user looking for a more energetic stone will want to grow a strain that has high levels of THC and low levels of CBD. In general, Cannabis sativa has lower levels of CBD and higher levels of THC. Cannabis indica has higher amounts of CBD and lower amounts of THC than sativa.



Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Many dispensaries get their strains tested regularly by independent labs. Often with the weed they will display the THC%, the CBN%, and the CBD%. After reading this article you will be better able to select the right medication to sooth your ailment. I've provided an example below.

Grab Your Chopsticks

Another turd picture...it must be hash time! This is a 50 dollar gram of SUSHI. This is hash, completely dipped in hash oil, and then rolled in kief. Sounds like a great idea right? It is. I first tried this in the bong on top of a little weed. I don't like to use my vape until I know how the hash is going to burn. Sushi melted like butter, then boiled to the point where it almost overflowed the bowl with hot liquid THC. It caught fire each time it was lit. After a few hits it expanded into a hard black substance, similar to when magma cools and hardens. Pretty fucking cool to watch when your super baked from sushi. I wouldn't pay another 50 dollars for a gram of this but it was cool to try and it got me unbelievable high and it felt really clear headed. I've since tried this in the vaporizer and it got me even more baked. A little goes a really long way with this stuff, and a lot goes even farther.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Some of you may be asking if this is the infamous hash I've been talking about. Nope. Not yet. There is still much more to come...

The Worst Of The Worst

There's an old Indian saying, "Ain't nothin wrong with livin on the rez Jonas." Well in this case, the saying was wrong. Meet RESIN. This is the worst thing you could ever fill your lungs with. This is basically just a build up of tar and other terrible toxins and carcinogens. Resin can be collected from anything that you smoke out of frequently. This particular sample was recovered from my bong. This stuff smells like gasoline and lighter fluid and burns extremely harsh. This stuff is saved for when your drug dealer is out of town and all your friends are dry. Then you come back from the casino after your "unbeatable plan" fails within three minutes and your girlfriend yells at you for forgetting to take back her Ashton Kutchar movie. That's the time to smoke resin. It gives you an instant headache and horrible tar breath for hours. It's like a slight high mixed with a bad migraine. Actually I take that back it does get you super ripped and it burns for days so you can get many people really high off of a small bowl of this stuff. To be clear, this is NOT actually "resin". Resin is the good stuff that falls off of the plant. This "resin" is really just a disgusting tar build up and also traps THC and whatever else is in the smoke of a few weeks worth of combusted plant material. When it comes to methods of ingesting marijuana, this is by far the worst of the worst. As bad as aftermath is, this is twice as bad.
Stoney Boy Lyric Of The Day- "If you gotta smoke the resin then you livin on the rez." ~ Bobby Bobby

Cheesus Christ

This shapeless mass of yellow goo is called SPACE CHEESE. I picked this up for 30 dollars per gram at a dispensary called Sunnyfields but everybody calls Shadyfields because it was definitely sketch, and for a dispensary to stand out as sketchier than normal is saying something.
If you'll recall in my earlier posts about hash and concentrates that the lighter colored it is, the more pure and potent it is. This just happens to be the lightest colored concentrate to date, and it definitely lived up to it's coloring. This stuff feels just like squishy cheese or something. It's very hard to define. All you need to do is sprinkle one or two little crumbs of this stuff on a bowl and it will get you super high. So what did I do first time? Put about a quarter of the gram on a bowl.
As soon as the flame touched the cheese it melted like butter and boiled and sizzled slightly. It is really cool to watch, especially when it's you that is staring down the bong at it. By about the time you exhale you feel a slight pressure in your head and behind your eyes. It feels like such a huge head rush that your head might explode. After another couple rips and the cheese is all melted and smoked I was completely done. Couldn't talk or even follow what was going on with the tv. Definitely learned what it's like to go full retard, and I have to say it's not so bad.
Stoney Boy Announcement of the Day- The date has been set for the end of the journey...At the end of this month (June, 2011), I will stop purchasing marijuana. That means that I will probably wasting one last paycheck to get the best of the best in both buds and concentrates. That's right, you thought you'd see it all? YOU AINT SEEN SHIT YET.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Purchased upon special request from the Stoney Boys in the Northwest and Far East...I present you with ALASKAN THUNDER FUCK. I searched all around and made sure to get the most legit strain of this. It was recently tested at a whopping 26% THC level, making this the strongest weed on the list to date. I picked up an eighth of this for 55 dollars but it was worth every penny. The buds are just super frosty. The nugs are pretty dense and make it snow when you break them apart. It has a stinky cheese type of smell. It doesn't really have a taste to it but it definitely fucks you up fast. Alaskan Thunder Fuck is mainly a sativa so it gives you a crazy head high. This probably isn't the best for going out or going to work because everyone will think you have gone retarded.
Stoney Boy Special Note: This will be my last strain review for a while (still best and worst hash to come). I have learned that being high for a month straight is cool. I have learned that being high for two months straight gets expensive and makes you lazy and apathetic. I've decided to take a small break and perhaps continue part two of the Journey in the near future. But fear not fellow Stoners and Stonettes, because if the past is any indication of the future, I'll be smoking again in no time at all!

Benjamin Buford Blue

But you can call him BUBBA KUSH. This strong indica was reported to have 23 percent THC. I don't think it did but it was good shit. This is mostly an indica strain. It is a cross between Bubble Gum and Kush. It smelled kinda like chocolate but spicy. It tasted delicious and gave me a great body high and also made my mind zombie out a little. Worked well for watching a thunder storm. This has an "autumn" look to it but it was very fresh indeed. Bubba kush is a classic strain and I would put it on my top 10 list, but probably not very high up.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- You should make a movie about this guy that's getting vraped during a thunder storm and lightning hits the house and the bolt surges through the vaporizer to the dude and he gets super weed powers. We could call it "Super High Me"... Oh wait that's been taken... and it's a really stupid idea... and that's basically the same plot as "Friday The 13th Part 8 (not kidding)".

Hashes to Hashes, Dust to Dust

This is CHEM DAWG FULL MELT HASH. Chem Dawg is the strain of weed this hash came from. The term "full melt hash" refers to the quality of the hash. It should melt and boil like water when slightly heated. It is pretty cool looking. It's kinda like melting candle wax. This is probably three times thicker than the bubble hash I tested earlier. This was also softer. Just a small chunk on top of a bowl will get you very medicated. At 30 bucks per gram this is a great quality hash... but it's still not the best. Stay tuned for some shit that will melt your brain...
Stoney Boy Quote Of The Day- Shit, I'm so high I can't even get high. ~ Bobby Bobby

Gives me the Shivas.

You know whenever I have a picture that looks like animal poop you are going to learn about a different type of hash. This is a gram of SOUR DIESEL SHIVA CRYSTALS. It is a very high quality water extracted hash. A gram of this costs 25 dollars. What I liked about it was that because it was already ground up into crystals it could be easily vaporized. This shit gets you super high with just a small amount. Just sprinkle a few on top of any bowl and instantly make it highly potent. This is a great easy to use hash that will get you a great high without being too overpowering, unless that's what you're looking for.  ;)
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Sometimes when regular weed doesn't work anymore you need to step it up to hash. This is a mid level hash and the best I have reviewed up to this point...But there are others to come that will blow your fucking head off... You've been warned...

The Big Apple

This is NEW YORK CITY SOUR DIESEL. New York is one of the few cities that are asshole enough to make sure everyone knows where the weed came from. This strain is known for it's strong diesel scent and classic sativa high. This is a very pungent strain that can stink up the house. The taste is like syphoning diesel. Not bad. This can be found anywhere from 35 to 55 dollars per eighth depending on quality of growth. This is a classic bud, but not a best bud today.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Weed gets expensive.

Feeling Blue

This is BLUE DREAM. It is a popular strain at dispensaries. This was actually a really cheap strain because it was grown outdoor. All outdoor weed smells the same. It smells like shitty Yakima weed, which smells like grass and hay. However this outdoor Blue Dream was surprisingly frosty and gave me a nice smooth high. This is a hybrid of Blueberry and kush and is mostly sativa. This strain can be found for as much as 55 dollars for indoor grown.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- This Stoney Journey may be ending sooner than expected...