KOBE!

This is Chloe Kardashian's favorite strain. LAKER BALLS. This is a really awesome looking bud. Gold and purple with a little bit of green. Super frosty. Nice and fluffy nugs. At only 35 dollars per eighth this was a great pick up (although the sack was light). As far as I know this strain is unique to the dispensary "Medizen". It has a spicy fruity scent. Laker Balls is an indica strain and gave me a very mellow and relaxing high. It was definitely not overpowering so if you are looking to get super fucked up go with a sativa. Laker Balls are for chilling. This is also a real creeper and took almost a half hour to feel the full effects. Definitely a top 10 bud. Maybe even a top 5.
Stoney Boy's Tip Off Today- Game one tonight...The Heat will rise.

Kieth Ledger Lives On...

This is DARK KNIGHT. The name alone is enough to give you shivers. This was reportedly what Kieth Ledger (often mispronounced "Heath") was smoking when he turned into the joker and killed himself and his wife. It just got me really sleepy. This was reported to have a 22 percent THC level which is very impressive. Normal THC is around 12-16 percent. It smells super fruity and delicious. It tasted wonderful. Dark Knight gets its name from its lush dark green coloring. Apparently there are about 5 different strains of weed with the name Dark Knight. Some are purples. This was likely just a dank dark bud that needed a catchy name. Top 10 Best Bud.
Stoney Boy Fun Fact Of The Day- When reporters asked Kieth Ledger what his inspiration for his portrayal of the Joker, he said he was doing his best Andy Dick impression. If you asked this Stoney Boy, Kieth nailed it.

There's A Snake In My Boot!

Meet WOODY KUSH. This is a very unique bud. It looks like little wood chips in a jar when compared to all of the other weeds. It also has a "woody" smell. Now I've seen plenty of brown shit weed in my life but this stuff was actually really pretty and fresh. There's been some confusion as to whether this strain was named for it's color and smell or if it was named after the actor Woody Harrelson. It is one of the great debates in the marijuana community comparable to the Han Solo and Greedo shootout (Greedo shoots first). What is known is that it comes from Hindu Kush, OG Kush, and Master Kush. It gave me a very strong sativa head high while locking me to the couch at the same time. It was a smooth and great tasting bud that I have no complaints about. Top 10 best bud. Don't know how high on the list it is though. This weed was 40 bucks an eighth but the sack was a little light... Black people. Psh.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- It's unique strains like this that make this journey all worth it. I've learned more about marijuana and its qualities and drawbacks in the last two months than I have in the last 10 years of fairly frequent smoking. I have been very lazy and inactive and when I do venture out it is usually on a stoney journey (often to work). If I wasn't on this mission to obtain all the best buds as fast as possible this could be a relatively cheap hobby. However, I am on a mission and it has been fairly expensive and is not a reasonable way to spend your money for any extended period of time. It is a quick shortcut to a good time, but sometimes you need to take the scenic route.

Strawberry Fields Forever

This cute little gal goes by the name of STRAWBERRY COUGH. This is a fairly popular bud. It is a light green with little red hairs and a nice strawberry scent. This is a sativa dominant hybrid which gave me a nice little head high that wasn't too extreme and didn't last very long. Because Strawberry Cough is usually a pretty dense bud, it produces a thicker smoke. Thicker smoke is what causes you have to cough upon exhale. The taste also has strawberry undertones. And that's the story of how they came up with the name Strawberry Cough. This is not a super amazing bud but it is definitely worth checking out if you come across it for 10 dollars per gram.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Many people believe that if you cough when you smoke you get way higher. Some people actually force themselves to cough on purpose. I call these people fucking idiots. Your hacking is gross and annoying. If you can't handle your rip without a violent fit of coughing, you should probably take smaller rips (or quit smoking).

Fruit Loops

So I asked Stoney Girl if she could have any famous strain what would it be. I expected maybe Pineapple Express or Maui Wowie. But as usual Stoney Girl threw a curve ball with "FRUIT LOOPS". Now I told her that Fruit Loops are cereal and not a strain of weed, thinking that she had misunderstood the question (which is the norm). She stayed firm and I searched high and low for this rare weed.
I came across this FRUIT LOOPS for only 35 dollars per eighth. As you can see by the size of the bud in relation to the cap that it is bigger than any other bud I have found. No one seems to know where it comes from but I would guess Big Bud and and Purple Erkle or one of the fruity blends. This stuff smelled kinda like the cereal, but not as much as it could have (shitty dispensary). Interestingly I had to burn this bud about 20 degrees hotter than normal weed. I was surprisingly medicated by this relatively cheap weed. It started with a quick strong head high but after about 45 minutes it turned into a heavy and long lasting indica stone. Big thanks to the Stoney Girl for choosing a plant I didn't even know existed.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- I have asked many people about the best or most unique strains they have smoked and I've been surprised when I tried them. There are literally thousands and thousands of different strains of this same amazing plant. I hope this blog helps educate all you Stoney Boys and Girls that marijuana comes in many shapes and sizes and colors and smells and strengths. It's not just a crumbly green weed.

Purple Urkle Vs. Purple Urkle

So I went to a dispensary and bought four different strains. Then I went to another dispensary and bought five different strains. Then I realized I bought two PURPLE URKLE's. Now I get to compare and contrast the "same" weed from two different dispensaries. First I want to start with the price difference; The top picture was only 30 dollars an eighth which is a great deal. The bottom picture is 40 dollars per eighth. The top Urkle is kinda dry and flaky where the bottom was dense and fresh. They both have a fruity/grass scent but the bottom Urkle was sweeter and stronger. Neither Purple Urkle's were really that purple. You can see one or two purple leaves on each bud and I have seen much better Purp Urks around (don't know why I got these two). The top bud, which I will now be refering to as the "Steve Urkle", had a stoney sleepy effect and actually put me to sleep for about three hours. The bottom bud, which I will now be referring to as the "Stefon Erkel", had the same couch-locking effects but where much more pronounced. No matter who grows this Purple Erkle, it will having you yelling, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" That's an Urkel line if you didn't know. Did I do that? (more classic Urkel).
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Going to dispensaries is an awkward and stressful situation and you must always be prepared for curve balls. What if they don't have the strain you came in for? What if it's way overpriced? You can't leave without buying because that would be rude. What if they're ATM machine is broken and it's cash only (happened at least 5 times)? What if a black guy asks you for money? What if the DEA raids the place? What if a gang of mexicans barge in guns blazing? What do you do if you get rushed and confused and buy a strain of Purple Urkle that you just bought 10 minutes ago from the dispensary down the road!? Oh I know...You blog about it.

We Have A Winner! Kinda...

This is BLACKBERRY KUSH. This bud recently won the Cannabis Cup and I have seen it on the top shelf of many of the shops around. Luckily I was given a small sample of this from a friend so I didn't have to buy it at 50-60 dollars per eighth. This is a beautiful looking and smelling indica. It is ridiculously covered in trichromes and has a dark green/purple coloring. It has a very strong fruity scent. This is without a doubt one of the top 5 buds I've tried and possibly the top indica (2012 OG and Master Mango being the contenders). Surprisingly there wasn't much of a taste at all. I think I may have tasted blackberrys, but then again I was really high. I felt high halfway through the bowl and had to force myself to finish it. I then found myself in a cocoon in my bed for an hour. It was awesome.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- If you ever set out to try many different strains like I am doing, it is good to have friends that get good bud. I will trade them a nug of mine for a nug of there's and that makes one less bud on my list that I have to hunt down and pay top dollar for.

Gootchi Gootchi Goo

This is a glob of GOO. It has a nice fruity hashy smell and comes in dense but soft nugs. At 30 dollars per eighth this is a great strain for any Stoney Boy on a budget. Goo is a California bred indica and really put me down for the count. Stopped me from getting anything done for about 3 hours. Nice bud. Cheap bud. But not a best bud.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Knowing that dispensary workers are high and stupid can work to your advantage. On more than one occasion they put the high end weed on the wrong shelf or had a number of other stoner mix-ups that I have benefited from. This also means that sometimes they forget to put shit in your bag. Which leads me to my next tip... Always check your bag! You think it's sad getting home from Taco Bell without the right taco? Try getting home from a half hour drive to find they forgot your hash and joint!

Say Cheese!

So this is UK CHEESE. Cheese strains get their name from their pungent stinky cheese smell. It stinks, but I like it. This is an indica dominant hybrid. It gave me a good all around stoney feeling. This strain was good but not great. It is definitely worth trying cheese at least once because the smell is quite unique. This was a 30 dollar per eighth mid shelf weed.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Always use your nose when selecting your bud. A good strong smell is generally an indication of good weed.

What's In A Name?

So I finally took my own advice and picked my weed based on looks and smell as opposed to name. That's the only reason I walked out with a bag of LARRY. This is a strong sativa that I've seen at a few other clinics but the name turned me away. This has a very strong sweet scent and is totally covered in crystals. It is super sticky and when you exhale it tastes like a dryer sheet. Delicious! Within several minutes of smoking I had a tingly giddy feeling and a crazy head high. This was a great positive way to start the day. The high was mildly intense but faded over a two hour period leaving a nice body high. This no name bud is in the top 5 that I have tried at 45 dollars an eighth.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Every time I walk out of a dispensary I regret my purchase. It seems like every place has one special strain that you won't find anywhere else and because it is usually a no-name strain it is easy to overlook. I like to ask the budtenders what they smoke and every time I have gone off of their recommendations I was happy. On the other hand when I ignore what they say and get the big name bud I get sorely disappointed. Then your stuck smoking your shitty weed begrudgingly. Not coo. After all, this shit is expensive.

Burrr!

This bud is called SNOWCAP. But not just any Snowcap... Snowcap dipped. This means that the buds were dipped in hash oil which makes it super potent. The buds aren't as impressive as the name might sound but this shit smells amazing. It is super sticky and you can definitely feel the hash oil when you pull it apart. This is a very strong sativa dominant plant and with the hash oil added it really fucks you up. I would say this is the strongest strain that I've tried but that wouldn't be fair since it was dipped. This was a top shelf medicine at 45 dollars per eighth.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- This medicine would be good enough on its own but when you see a bud that is dipped in hash oil or rolled in kief you really can't pass it up. Even shitty weed will be hella dank if its dipped in hash oil.

More Bhang For Your Buck!

  

Now I've been brutally vraped many times but this was the first time I got Bhanged hard. This is hands down the best edible on the market. It is called the BHANG BAR. The packaging is the most official that you will find. They have a special way of extracting the THC that no one else can figure out. Inside the box are four sections that are each considered a single dose.

The effects hit me hard right at the hour mark which is pretty fast for an edible. At first you feel silly and giggly and very relaxed. This feeling continues to increase for about an hour and lasts for about 4-5 hours. The package comes with a warning of high potency and the bud tendress also warned me not to take the whole thing. I told my friend to try one or two pieces and he decided to eat the whole thing. He said he just layed in bed shaking and trippin' out. That was the double strength. I had two pieces of the triple strength and went on a bike ride and then hot tubbing and it was amazing. I think I could handle a whole bar, but I wouldn't want to. It's kinda like eating really spicy food; I can do it no problem, but it still kinda sucks. These bars taste surprisingly delicious and cost anywhere from 12-20 dollars per bar. It is kind of expensive but for the best edible on the market you can't really beat it.

Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- These were ready to be sold commercially had marijuana been legalized this past vote. The company that makes these have already made a shit load of money. I'm talking king of a huge industry money. It might be a good idea to put stock in a company such as this because once weed is finally legal, this will be the new Snickers.

SHOTS!!!

No drug dealer will ever sell you this KUSH SHOT. That is why having a card is so awesome. This is the same size as a 5 Hour Energy and tastes about the same (like corn syrup). It comes with 1.0 gram per shot which is a good amount of weed. This would be the amount in a decent joint. Just to be clear, there are no leaves in this drink. They use hash oil which is basically like a THC honey. It hits you within about a half hour and has a real heavy stone. We went on a bike ride and shit got kinda weird (but in a good way, as always). At 10 dollars a shot this is a good choice for people that are too pussy to just smoke weed or if you go on a plane ride or to a movie or are on your lunch break at work.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Being super stoney all the time may interfere with your workout schedule. Or in my case, make it obsolete.

Let's Hash This Out

Here is another variety of hash. This is a popular hash known as BUBBLE HASH. Blue Dream bubble hash to be specific. It is called bubble hash because it starts to bubble when you burn it because it is so compact. Blue Dream is just the strain that the hash was made from. So they take all the extra crystals from the batch, put a drop of water on it and put it in a small plastic bag. Then you press it together repeatedly. What is the best way of doing this? By putting the bag in your shoe and taking a long walk! This is why fat people make the best bubble hash. What I did was chop this up with a razor blade and vaporized it and got high as balls. Although watching it bubble is cool when you smoke it with a lighter, THC gets destroyed by such high temperatures. That is why I use a vaporizer to get 100 percent of the expensive THC. I use a razor blade to chop it into as fine of powder as possible to increase the surface area so every THC molecule gets vaporized and not wasted. A small chunk of this got me as high as smoking a full blunt. This sells for anywhere between 15-20 dollars per gram.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Hash is popular because once you smoke yourself stupid, regular weed doesn't do anything anymore. So I guess the saying is right, marijuana is a gateway drug (to stronger forms of marijuana).

Kiefer Sutherland

So what is this super potent KIEF I keep talking about? Kief comes from the little white crystals or "trichromes" on your weed. These crystals make up most of the THC (the main active ingredient in marijuana) content. Here's what a plant looks like with a LOT of trichromes. This is probably the best weed I have ever seen and number one on my to-do list. It's called ICE.

So below is what those trichromes look like up close. They are the little clear dicks I mentioned in a previous post.

 So to get kief you need to shake your weed over a screen and only the crystals fall through. My four stage grinder works perfect for this. After you grind the weed it falls into the next chamber above a screen. Ground weed is great kiefing because it is ground fairly fine already. Then you open up your bottom chamber and collect this...

Pure beautiful kief. Sprinkle this on top of a bowl and get high as shit. But be careful because there is a fine line between high and too high. Remember the hash I had earlier. It was made by compressing a bunch of kief, adding a drop of water, and compressing it more. That is called pressed hash. Here is a picture below if you forgot what it looks like. In future posts I will be going over lots of other ways to make hash.

Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Get yourself a 4 stage grinder today. I bought mine on amazon for12 dollars and it really helps you get the most out of your weed. It is a must to have a grinder if you have a vaporizer, and we have already established that a vaporizer is a must as well. Since I started "getting vraped" my lungs feel AMAZING. I don't have a cough anymore and don't hack up black loogies every morning. The high you get from being brutally vraped is much clearer and cleaner feeling due to the lack of carbon monoxide you get from pipes and bongs and joints and such. I've noticed vaping doesn't give me headaches like the others did. All around it just feels way better and healthier and honestly it got rid of one of the hardest parts of continual smoking... the guilt. For some reason obtaining weed legally and ingesting it in a healthy way makes you not guilty about getting high all the time. Get a card, get a grinder, get vraped.

No More Mr. Nice Guy

This average looking weed is MR. NICE GUY. This was what they smoked/sold in Half Baked. This was a pretty cheap bud at 40 dollars an eighth. The weed that I got was pretty dry and bland smelling and the high was mild at best. If this weed was sold in Yakima it would be called chronic. My tolerance has gone up so dramatically that it took two big bowls in the vaporizer to really feel the effects of this mediocre medicine. This all goes back to my earlier realization that you should buy weed based on how it looks/smells/feels as opposed to a famous name.
Stoney Boy Side Note Of The Day- I have been high every second since I got my card on April 1st. It's like Super High Me, only way worse. I find myself smoking bigger and bigger bowls of better and better stuff. Tolerance to weed can build up quickly. The funny thing is that now even when I'm not high anymore, I still feel high. But I also feel like no matter how much I smoke I can't get high anymore. If you've been there you know what I mean.

Super Duper

Although it clearly appears green, this is SUPER SILVER HAZE. I will say that it looks a little more "silvery" in real life than in this photo. This is due to all of the small little trichrome hairs that cover this compact little nug. It may not be as fluffy and covered in long white hairs as some of the other strains we've seen, but this baby packs a punch! This is very sticky and smells kinda like grass and once you break it open it is just filled entirely with little crystals. Super Silver Haze has been a top shelf at several other dispensaries I've been to but it never really caught my eye until a friend requested that I pick some up. Although not the most impressive looking, it hit almost immediately after exhaling and gave a powerful uplifting and energetic high. Goes great with breakfast. This was a surprisingly awesome bud and once again I have to remind myself to never judge a bud by its color (unless it's semi-silvery).
Stoney Boy's Tip Of The Day- Just the tip???

The Shawn White Of Weed

This is a really unique and amazing strain called ORANGE JILLY. I've seen (and smelled) this at a few different clubs and this time I just had to try it. The main thing that sets this strain apart from other strains is it's incredible scent. It smells identical to an orange peel. If you did a blind smell test between Orange Jilly and an orange peel you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Seriously. At first I thought this was a cheap trick. Maybe they squirted a spray or put it with oranges or some shit? But after doing some extensive research (Google) I found that it has to do with infusing the soil with orange pulp and the additives in the water.
Orange Jilly is a powerful top shelf sativa at 50 dollars an eighth. It tastes as good as it smells. It is a slow hitting stone. The high itself is nothing spectacular but based on Orange Jilly's scent and appearance alone it is a must try for any Stoney Boy or Girl.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- There has been lots of debate about those little orange hairs on the bud. Many people think that they get you really high. Many people think they don't do anything. The truth is somewhere in the middle... Although the hairs don't contain much resin content, they can still be a sign of good bud. Many hydroponic and indoor grown weed grow these hairs. They are a sign of a healthy and well grown plant. If the hairs are amber/orange, they were trimmed at the perfect time (see God's Gift). If they are dark red/brown, they may have grown a little too long and lost some potency (see Afghani Kush). All in all hair is generally a good sign on your weed. There's an old Indian saying... When it comes to weed (and skin color), the redder the better.

Three Drops Of Weed

This is an Indica Base Tincture. A tincture is made by taking a shit load of weed and soaking it in a high percentage alcohol like moonshine for several months. Sound like the start of something dangerous? It can be...if done right. After several months they extract the plant material which no longer has any THC. They then evaporate some alcohol to leave a super concentrated THC/alcohol elixir. Sounds amazing but like I said it has to be done right.
I asked the guy at the dispensary if these were any good. He said it was almost too strong...every stoners dream. I asked how many doses were in this 20 dollar vial...he said probably 60-70. Wow, I'm thinking...this is almost too good to be true...
I took three drops under the tongue and left it there for 5 minutes. It tastes like moonshine mixed with weed, a great thing to have my breath smell like on the long drive home. Unfortunately it didn't do shit. My friend that I bought it for took the whole bottle at once that night and didn't feel shit. What a sham.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Never trust a bud tender that hesitates. They are terrible liars. Because of this negative experience I deem tinctures...NOT WORTH IT.

Let Me See Your Tootsie Roll

So I received two grams of this stuff for free and it didn't have a name. I told the Stoney Girl she could name it and she instantly said "TOOTSIE ROLL!".
I said, "Maybe you should look at it or smell it or try it before you name it."
She replied, "Tootsie Roll."
Tootsie Roll is a decent looking weed but it was very dry and smells like Fruity Pebbles with cat piss instead of milk. It got me a pretty good head high but didn't last very long. Not bad for free weed.
Stoney Boy Change Of Plan- So the original idea was to try out all of these famous strains of weed. But I realized by buying these weeds with expensive names I wasn't always getting the best buds for my money. There have been a few occasions where I passed up some incredible looking weed so I could get weed with a popular name that honestly didn't look near as good but cost just as much (Charlie Sheen). So from now on I will be going with the best bud the club has to offer no matter what the name is. Time to get weird...

Paul Pierce's Favorite Weed...

What's Paul Pierce's favorite weed you're asking? It's HEADBAND. Get it?...Cuz he wears headbands... Never mind, it's hard to come up with a good title for Headband. Anyways this is a really popular hybrid strain known for its strong sativa properties. It's parents are OG Kush, Master Kush, and Sour Diesel. Three bomb-bombs. Headband smells minty and is a beautiful light green. The trichrome growth is nothing spectacular with a high amount of small fine hairs. True to it's name, a few minutes after smoking this you feel a pressure in your head that feels like you are wearing a headband. The pressure effect wears off and leaves you with a decent and fairly long lasting body high. This Headband costs about 45 dollars an eighth.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- All dispensary employees that I have encountered have been literally completely retarded. Where do I apply?

Shooting Up

Grab your syringes kids, cuz its time to shoot up this HEROJUANA! The main difference between herojuana and heroin is that most black people don't shoot up herojuana, they smoke it. This light and fluffy little guy kinda smells like blueberries. It is a hybrid strain but is mostly indica which is to be expected from the name. I wake and baked with this and literally crawled back into bed and fell asleep for 4 hours. Awesome. Perfect after a long day of work or before bed.For 45 dollars an eighth this would be a top choice if looking for a relaxing body high.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- I think we should change the saying to, "Once you go black, we don't want you back."

Shark Week!

Stay out of the waters kids cuz here comes the GREAT WHITE SHARK! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water you have an encounter with a Great White Shark and decide, fuck that, I ain't goin back in that water, that shit is scary. If you have ever been hella baked in open waters, you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you haven't been baked out in the ocean or a deep lake, this may seem like rambling.
Great White Shark is mostly a sativa and has a fairly strong head high and a decent body high as well. You can see all of the little shark teeth covering the whole nug, and those bad boys are sharp! Great White Shark is often compared to the famed White Widow when it comes to crystal content. It has a smell of fresh fruit. Not the best weed that I have smoked but GWS is a pretty bud that gives you a nice buzz. This was a mid-shelf bud at 40 dollars an eighth.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Don't get hella baked and go out into the ocean. Seriously, don't do it.

Going Ape Shit

This frosty little guy is a top shelf strain called GRAPE APE. I used my vape to get vraped by the great Grape Ape. It's a little hard to see the purple because it is completely covered by long white trichromes. It gave an intense but short lasting total body high. It smelled sweet and fruity.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- What stands out most about this weed is obviously the amount of trichromes covering it. These are the furry white things all over it. Here is what these look like up close...

These clear little dick lookin things are actually the main resin gland of marijuana and is packed full of THC, which as we all know is the key psychoactive ingredient in weed. There are other compounds in the plant material itself that gets you high but the high is not as appealing as the feeling given from a high THC percentage.
I thought of an easy way to explaining these glands... Trichromes are like the sour stuff on the outside of sour patch kids. It's the really strong stuff that you buy it for, but once it's all gone the chewy stuff is not bad either. Now if you've ever finished off a big bag of sour patch kids you know there is always a lot of left over powder at the bottom of the bag. This is equivalent to the kief that falls of off the weed. It is a super potent collection of these clear little dicks. These are what get boiled off by the vaporizer while the plant material remains unburned.

Thank You Jesus!

This gorgeous specimen is known as GOD'S GIFT. This shit was incredible and I'm moving it to the number one spot on Stoney Boys Best Buds list. This is a hybrid of Grand Daddy Purple and OG Kush. The colors are just amazing and its almost too pretty to be smoked. It is quite dense and completely white with crystals on the inside.
The high is very strong and sativa-like even though it is a hybrid of two indicas (allegedly). I felt incredibly retarded but was motivated enough to clean the whole house, change my guitar strings, and make a stack of cds. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and really getting into it while cleaning.
For all I know this bud really is God's gift because this shit just makes everything better in every way. But my friends, it is still early in our adventure and after receiving God's Gift I've only had one thought on my mind... I can't wait to see the buds that top this.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Always less than 10% of the bill, and sometimes none at all.

Down The Hash!

No, I didn't take a picture of cat poop. This is actually a half gram of hash. Hash is a concentrated form of the active ingredient in marijuana (THC). Just a small amount of this can get you as high as smoking a full blunt. So naturally I thought, "I wonder how high smoking a LARGE amount of this shit can get you." That's when things turned south...
Just kidding. I wish I had a good story to go with that but I'm just watching Kobe and the Lakers and I feel like a retarded zombie (But in a good way of course). This has a kind of harsh taste and hits your head immediately. In my opinion it's really not worth going out and buying hash like this. Why not? Because it's easier and cheaper to make at home... and that is one of the things we will be going over in the weeks to come  ;)
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- "Tis fruitless to fact check thy Stoney Boy." - Aristotle

Winning!

That's right I'm doing a hilarious Charlie Sheen reference because that's precisely what I'm smoking- CHARLIE SHEEN OG. Charlie Sheen is reportedly a mix of (take a guess first...) Green Crack and OG Kush. Now, more than likely this is just some decent weed that somebody put Charlie Sheen's name on and charged 50 dollars an eighth for. Do I care... not really.
Charlie Sheen is a major "creeper". I didn't feel anything for the first 10 minutes and then BOOM! Over the next hour I was high as balls. Winning! Surprisingly this weed probably got me higher than any others that I have sampled so far. The weed itself looks above average but nothing too spectacular. It has a piney smell and literally tasted like cocaine and grass. Delicious.
Charlie Sheen is a great recreational drug if you can handle it socially. Doing too much may result in all night benders with porn stars, so make sure to pick up at least an ounce. Winning!
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Just because lots of weed has the same common name doesn't actually mean it's the same weed. The Grand Daddy Purple and Trainwreck I smoke in California will likely be very different from the Grand Daddy Purple and Trainwreck in Washington. So who's smoking the real stuff? I am of course.