You Don't Know JACK!!!

Perhaps the best bud I've met so far. This strain was named after legendary grower and pot activist Jack Herrer. This offshoot is J-1, which is a pure sativa that makes your head explode for about an hour. Perfect for funny movies or MTV shows or pounding off. J-1 has a fruity flavor that just punches you in the nose. It tastes delicious and it is so hairy that I don't like touching it because it sticks to my sweaty hands. At 50 dollars an eighth it is a relatively good deal. All eighths I've tried so far weighed 4.0 or better.
Stoney Boys tip of the day- Although vaporizing weed is totally healthy and fine for your lungs, some of you are still big pussies. But you are in luck because there is an endless number of other ways to get high as fuck. There are brownies, cookies, drinks, candy bars, gum, suckers, coffee, lotion, and something I'm interested in trying next... It's called a tincture. This is basically a shit load of good weed that is put in a high amount of alcohol for half a year and then gets extracted down to the size of a small bottle. It comes with a dropper and you drop one or two drops under your tongue and you get high as fuck within 15 minutes. Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?... Prank time!!! Hey Mike when are you coming to Cali next?...