So I went to a dispensary and bought four different strains. Then I went to another dispensary and bought five different strains. Then I realized I bought two PURPLE URKLE's. Now I get to compare and contrast the "same" weed from two different dispensaries. First I want to start with the price difference; The top picture was only 30 dollars an eighth which is a great deal. The bottom picture is 40 dollars per eighth. The top Urkle is kinda dry and flaky where the bottom was dense and fresh. They both have a fruity/grass scent but the bottom Urkle was sweeter and stronger. Neither Purple Urkle's were really that purple. You can see one or two purple leaves on each bud and I have seen much better Purp Urks around (don't know why I got these two). The top bud, which I will now be refering to as the "Steve Urkle", had a stoney sleepy effect and actually put me to sleep for about three hours. The bottom bud, which I will now be referring to as the "Stefon Erkel", had the same couch-locking effects but where much more pronounced. No matter who grows this Purple Erkle, it will having you yelling, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" That's an Urkel line if you didn't know. Did I do that? (more classic Urkel).
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Going to dispensaries is an awkward and stressful situation and you must always be prepared for curve balls. What if they don't have the strain you came in for? What if it's way overpriced? You can't leave without buying because that would be rude. What if they're ATM machine is broken and it's cash only (happened at least 5 times)? What if a black guy asks you for money? What if the DEA raids the place? What if a gang of mexicans barge in guns blazing? What do you do if you get rushed and confused and buy a strain of Purple Urkle that you just bought 10 minutes ago from the dispensary down the road!? Oh I know...You blog about it.
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