Three Drops Of Weed

This is an Indica Base Tincture. A tincture is made by taking a shit load of weed and soaking it in a high percentage alcohol like moonshine for several months. Sound like the start of something dangerous? It can be...if done right. After several months they extract the plant material which no longer has any THC. They then evaporate some alcohol to leave a super concentrated THC/alcohol elixir. Sounds amazing but like I said it has to be done right.
I asked the guy at the dispensary if these were any good. He said it was almost too strong...every stoners dream. I asked how many doses were in this 20 dollar vial...he said probably 60-70. Wow, I'm thinking...this is almost too good to be true...
I took three drops under the tongue and left it there for 5 minutes. It tastes like moonshine mixed with weed, a great thing to have my breath smell like on the long drive home. Unfortunately it didn't do shit. My friend that I bought it for took the whole bottle at once that night and didn't feel shit. What a sham.
Stoney Boy Tip Of The Day- Never trust a bud tender that hesitates. They are terrible liars. Because of this negative experience I deem tinctures...NOT WORTH IT.